Hey, hey! What are you up to? My name is… Hmm, should I reveal it, or should I keep it a mystery? Well, I’m just going to keep you guys guessing and say that my name is Terre Delvino! Is this my real name? Is it a pen-name? Is only half of it true? Who knows! In any case, this doesn’t matter – what matters is why we’re here, namely, online casino games! You see, you may not know who I am, but you should know what I am, and I am a very avid casino games player! How avid, you may ask? Borderline addicted! Honestly, the only difference between me and an addict is that I don’t spend literally every single cent that I have on casino games, but then again, I don’t really need to. Through clever ‘manipulation’ (not the right word, but we’ll get to that later) of the system I’m more than able to make enough money to feed my habit while also keeping a little bit for myself on the side.

Hm, what’s this? You want to learn how to man a pole late? That doesn’t even make any sense, dude! Hmmm? Oooooh, you want to learn how to manipulate, yes, yes, I get it! Alright, that joke was dreadful, I’m never doing it again. I typically like to inject a few jokes into my writing just to lighten up the mood, but I– Okay, okay, I’m getting on with it, geez! Patience is a virtue, you know! Anyway, the short answer is that there isn’t one way to turn the odds in your favor. There’s NUMEROUS techniques that you can use to influence your chances – strategies that work both in real, physical casinos and online. Sometimes, something as simple as picking the right slot machine to play can mean the difference between a win and a loss, trust me on this!

That’s why I created my casino blog – to help people out with whatever I can in relation to casino gaming! I’ll be posting tips, hints and strategies, as well as stuff like news, reviews and… Well, whatever I want. That’s the fun part of having your own blog, you can fill it up with literally anything! Coming soon – an article full of my best casino-themed jokes! What did the dealer say to the deck of cards? “I can’t deal with you anymore!” Classic, hahahaha! Hahah, ha… Ha… Why aren’t you laughing? Um… Well, this is awkward. I guess enjoy your stay, you humorless, unfunny person!